Archive for August, 2007

Project LJ: Stage 1

Article Series - Project LJ

  1. Project LJ Defined
  2. Project LJ: Stage 1
  3. Project LJ: Stage 2
  4. Project LJ: Stage 3

Project LJ Stage 1: Cheap improvements with big upside (items covered in detail below).

  • $153JKS Quicker Swaybar Disconnects.
  • $113Rocky Road Outfitters 2″ Budget Lift Kit.
  • $45 — Auto Ventshade Bugflector II.
  • $40 — Miscellaneous tools.
  • $10 — Homemade window pouches.
  • $5 — Homemade tool roll.

.

Total for stage 1: $366.

Quicker Swaybar Disconnects

If you do one thing to your LJ, do this.

Seriously, I don’t think there’s any better bang for your buck than getting swaybar disconnects. These simple little devices, which are a breeze to install at home, greatly increase the wheel travel of your front end when you’re off-road (do not leave them disconnected at high speeds), allowing the tires to move up and down farther and more independently than they can with the swaybar connected.

The JKS QDs, as they’re known in the biz, are short on price and long on performance. Unlike many QDs, they don’t rattle, and they don’t require the vehicle to be level before they are reinstalled. They’re also highly adjustable, and they come with some convenient pins to be quickly rotated out of the way.

An absolutely terrific buy.

2″ Budget Lift Kit

Folks always think of this first: a lift kit.

Something to remember when it comes to lift kits is that bigger is not always better. The taller the vehicle, the worse gas mileage it generally gets and the more unstable it is in any off-angle situations (which come up often on hard trails). To counter some of the instability one has to set the wheels increasingly farther out from the body, which makes the rig less able to squeeze through spaces (it doesn’t take long to get to the silliness of Hummer widths in a Jeep, sad to say) and a pain to park. Getting the wheels out also entails extra costs (in new off-set wheels or at least wheel-spacers) that add to the costs of a bigger lift kit. And all that doesn’t even take into consideration the fact that big lift kits can void a great deal of the vehicle’s factory warranty. So the costs of “going high” get high really quick. That said, the advantages of a lift kit are two fold: higher clearance and looks. Higher clearance is truly achieved with the bigger tires that you can fit under the vehicle with a lift kit, and looks are, well, in the eye of the beholder.

For Project LJ, I opted for simple coil spacers. These are basically just thick chunks of high-density plasti-rubber that slip on top of the coil springs. This forces the body up or the wheels down (depending on your point of view). I opted for the Rocky Road kit because of its inexpensiveness and the fact that, unlike other so-called 2″ spacer lifts, theirs gives a full 2″ lift once installed.

My father and I installed the lift in the garage to save money. This was a bit of an ordeal to our lack of optimum tools and, in a couple of instances, our lack of forethought or brawn, but we ultimately got it done.

Bug Deflector

I’m not going to lie. This one is mostly cosmetic.

One of my concerns with the LJ is that it can look “long.” This is especially true if, like me, you’re coming from a life lived with CJs and the standard Wrangler-length fare. One solution to this length problem, it seems to me, is to promote some vertical elements to the vehicle. And, given that my LJ is silver, making these elements black also helps to break the streaking silver monotony of the beast.

Thus, a front-of-the-hood black (well, it’s technically “smoke”) bug deflector. It gets some vertical dimension, adds some black accent, and, not coincidentally, deflects some (but hardly all) bugs from getting juiced on the windshield.

Miscellaneous Tools

Jeeps break. Jeeps have little room for tools.

It’s a bit of a rock-and-a-hard-place thing, in more ways than one. If you take your Jeep off-road — and, seriously, why would you buy one of these gas-guzzlers if you didn’t? — you’re going to need to fix things. But if you’re in a Jeep you don’t have a lot of room for the tools to fix things. What to do?

Well, some folks just forget about the need to carry things and load tool boxes into the limited cargo area. But that’s not a good solution to me. Even with the additional room of an LJ, one isn’t overwhelmed with cargo space, and I want to have room for luggage and tents and coolers and toys and all other goodies that a healthy family needs in the sticks.

My solution was to study the LJ very carefully — both the vehicle and service manual — in order to buy a very selective group of tools that would do the most jobs while taking up the smallest space (and, I’ll note, the smallest chunk of my pocket book). It’s tough to gauge how much money I spent on this, since some of the tools I already had in my possession, but I’m guessing about $40.

One little hint on putting together a mini-toolkit like this: once you get something like this try to only use these items whenever you work on the Jeep. It means you won’t always do things the fast or easy way, but if you can do them with these things at home you’ll be able to do it out on the trail. And if you can’t get a job done with your basic tools you might need to consider adding whatever you’re missing.

Anyway, a basic list of my ride-along tools follows (unless otherwise noted, these are all in the homemade tool roll mentioned below):

  • A magnetic ratcheting screwdriver with interchangeable bit heads that store in the handle. I bought some additional heads and packed them in as tight as I could. I think I have 9 of them all told.
  • Locking-jaw vice grips.
  • Ratchet with a swivel knuckle, adapters, and 2″ and 4″ extensions.
  • Mini-ratchet.
  • Gator-grip socket. It can’t get to everything because of its depth, but it sure beats an entire socket set! Also works great on “stripped” bolt heads.
  • Basic continuity tester.
  • Good-toothed pliers.
  • Knock-off Leatherman.
  • Sparkplug gauge.
  • Sparkplug socket.
  • Allenkey set.
  • Tor-X set.
  • Wire brush.
  • Tire pressure gauge.
  • Jumper cables — these are stored under the hood on the driver’s side near the firewall, along with an assortment of rags and a plastic oil funnel.
  • Fire extinguisher — this is tucked behind the driver’s rollbar on the floor. The space is perfectly sized for a smallish extinguisher.
  • Mini-Maglite flashlight (2-cell AA version) — I’ve actually got three of these at various places in the Jeep. One can’t have enough flashlights, I say.

.
Window Roll Pouches

The newer Jeep soft-tops are nice in that you can zip the windows out in a flash and run “safari” at a moment’s notice. The problem is what to do with the windows.

One thing you can do is buy a window roll, which allows you to protectively roll-up your windows so that they don’t get scuffed, scratched, kinked, or cracked when you toss them in back. These things will work, but I wasn’t satisfied with how big they are. Three windows (two sides, one back) rolled together gets pretty bulky. I also thought it was silly to spend money on something that is essentially just a few sheets of cloth.

My wife and I headed down to a local fabric store and found some cheap stuff that was fake black vinyl looking on one side and soft cushiony white on the other. We bought some strips of velcro. A few measurements later, my wife (she’s way better at the sewing machine than I am) stitched up three pouches that velcro shut. One for each window. The advantage (other than low-cost) of this set-up is that the windows can by stored separately. I usually put the back window in the cargo area and each side window goes across the top of the wheel well. Works like a champ.

Tool Roll

Storage.

Doesn’t everything come back to that? It’s one thing to reduce to a minimum the tools you carry on-board your LJ. But where are you going to put even those? And how will you organize them?

The answer to both questions, for me, was a tool roll. A cloth container is lighter than a hard plastic one or (lord help us) a metal one, and it is also far more malleable: you can shove it into places that a hard container could never go.

Again, you can buy these things, but give the custom tool selection we had, we decided to make one at home. A bit of durable cloth, some experimentation of where to put the tools to achieve the best “roll,” and a few bits of velcro later — a perfectly sized perfectly useful LJ tool roll. It fits right under my seat.

2 Comments


Project LJ Defined

Article Series - Project LJ

  1. Project LJ Defined
  2. Project LJ: Stage 1
  3. Project LJ: Stage 2
  4. Project LJ: Stage 3

Jeeping and Me

I’m proud to say that responsible Jeeping runs in my family. A native of Colorado, I grew up going on camping trips that inevitably involved some four-wheeling in the Rocky Mountains or in the nearby semi-desert canyon country of places like the Canyonlands. Decades before every soccer mom drove an SUV — indeed, before anyone knew the term “SUV” — we drove around town and in the boonies in a variety of four-wheel-drive vehicles. My childhood memories are strewn with images of riding in Jeeps (CJ-5s and -7s, mostly), little Broncos, big Broncos, sequel Broncos, and even more Jeeps. When my older brother turned 16, he got a black CJ-7 Levi’s edition. When I turned 16, I got a 1981 CJ-7 of my very own: a copper brown, Laredo edition, on which I learned to drive (and, inevitably, to conduct basic repairs). I eventually sold that first rig to by an Isuzu Amigo, which my dad and I fixed into a terrific little vehicle despite its lack of low-end power. That little beauty was, in turn, replaced by another CJ-7, which I thought would last me for many years.

But then there came an offer, as Brando would say, that I could not refuse: a terrific, once-in-a-lifetime deal on a brand-new 2005 Jeep LJ (Wrangler TJ-D Unlimited), Rubicon edition.

And I even liked the color.

The Beginning: Getting a Rubicon

There are some “purists” out there who insist that buying a Rubicon edition is some sort of cop-out. “Jeeps must be built, not bought,” they say.

Well, some purists are schmucks. The Rubicon edition is loaded with terrific elements — lockers and Dana 44s front and rear, for starters — that, by virtue of coming on the vehicle stock, are not only cheaper than they would be added-on later, but also fully covered under warranty. So getting the Rubicon edition is thus a no-brainer, really.

Thus, I bought Thumper III, my Jeep LJ Rubicon, in the spring of 2005, with less than 20 miles on the odometer. Brilliant silver, it brought immediate smiles to our faces the day we drove it home.

Project LJ Defined

One of the joys of a Jeep is the opportunity (perhaps even the necessity) to customize the vehicle. The Jeep aftermarket, especially for Wranglers, is massive, so there are countless ways to personalize your Jeep and make it truly unique and your own. No stranger to modifications — I can’t remember the last time our family didn’t have at least one vehicle with a lift-kit — I set off planning for Thumper’s future even before I pulled her into my driveway.

Thus began Project LJ: a staged, planned build-up of this already formidable vehicle, aimed at producing a machine that is as capable off-road as it is on-road. In other words, I wanted to balance trail-conquering with street-safety — all the while keeping a careful eye to the bottom-line.

  • Street-safe.
  • Trail-conquering.
  • Cheap.

.

That’s Project LJ in a nutshell.

The confines of the pocketbook meant that, like most owners, I couldn’t accomplish the full range of my planned modifications in one swoop. Buying the rig itself was no small dent in my available funds, after all, despite the deal I got. Luckily, a stock LJ Rubicon is an out-0f-the-box beast on the trails. So it wasn’t like I had to do too much before I could start to enjoy myself.

No Comments


What Else I Did This Summer

There’s an old Merle Haggard song called “Colorado,” which has the following line in its chorus: “And if God doesn’t live in Colorado, I’ll bet that’s where he spends most of his time.” (See full lyrics, and guitar chords, here.)

Well, if God does live (or at least vacation) in Colorado, I reckon He spends the greatest part of His sojourn in the San Juan Mountains, the so-called Switzerland of America. It seems wholly logical to me, then, that if I climb in the Jeep and rattle up through the rocks and the mud and the snow to the top of Imogene Pass — 13,114 feet above sea level, between Ouray and Telluride — I get closer to the divine. :)

So here’s a picture of the Jeep on Imogene this summer: top back, doors off, littered with grime, and happy as can be.

For those curious, this is at the end of Project LJ, Stage 3. Stay tuned for details on the build-up!

No Comments


Student Successes

Melissa Smith has had her paper At Home and Abroad: Éowyn’s Two-fold Figuring as War Bride in The Lord of the Rings” accepted for publication in Mythlore. This paper was written for my course “Tolkien: The Myth and Epic of Middle-Earth” at the University of Rochester in the Spring of 2006.

Matthew Gryder had his essay “An Ode to Mrs. E” published in the 2006-07 issue of The Citadel’s Gold Star Journal. This paper was written for my English 101 course at The Citadel in the Fall of 2007.

Joshua Reed won the 2006 University of Rochester College Writing Center Colloquium for his paper “Social Criticism and Music in Brave New World.” This paper was written for my course “The Other Side of the Hill: Four Thousand Years of Utopian and Dystopian Visions” at the University of Rochester.

Laura Cantone had her paper “Fairy Stories: A Psychological Examination of the Dual Audiences for Fantasy Literature” published in the University of Rochester’s Journal for Undergraduate Research 2 (2003). This paper was written for my course “Tolkien, Crichton, and Godwin: Medievalism and the (Re)imagining of the Middle Ages” at the University of Rochester.

Congratulations to all! More coming, too, I hope…

No Comments


Wii Are Sore

It didn’t really need confirmation, but now I know I’m out of shape. A few hours of playing Wii Sports — especially the boxing — and my muscles are actually a tad tired.

I am truly out of shape.

On the plus side, I can report that the Wii is a ridiculous amount of fun. We bought Wii Play, which is a terrific way to get a second Wii-mote (the remote thingamajig you use to play most games): a game set (billiards, laser hockey, target shooting, etc.) for $50 that comes with a Wii-mote ($40 value), as well as a component video cable, which gets us up to 480p resolution. Not nearly what the TV can do, but the maximum the Wii can put out.

Lots of fun.

In between bouts of Wii-fun I’ve been repainting my new mini-laptop (pics and explanation to come) and this afternoon I got out the power saw and did some modification to our TV stand in preparation for the forthcoming Yamaha soundbar. Our stand had no way to incorporate such a wide piece of equipment.

4 Comments


We Got a Wii

Bionic CommandoI’m not a gamer. Not really. Sure, I’ve played my share of PC games — Civilization IV, Neverwinter Nights, and Half-life 2 have all found an oft-used home on my drive these past couple years, and there was a whole semester of my college life where I basically didn’t sleep (or study, I imagine) after I got a hold of CivII — but my life hasn’t revolved around video games since about 1990, when I was one of the lucky bazillion kids who owned a Nintendo Entertainment System. Super Mario Bros., the first two Zeldas, Bionic Commando, the engrossing Romance of the Three Kingdoms … happy memories, those. But I never got the Super NES, never played on a PlayStation, an X-Box, or a PS2. And when the forthcoming “next-gen” console war was all the news about a year ago, I could care less.

So why oh why do we now own a Wii?

For starters, I blame Nintendo. Their shortage of systems has made these diminutive little game systems a hot commodity. Few people can get one, so everybody wants one. This creates buzz, which influences someone uninterested — like me — to want to see one. “What’s the big deal?” I began to wonder. And soon I found that whenever I passed by the console area at an electronics store I was keeping an eye out for a Wii on display. You know, one of those “try it out” things. Alas, even the floor models could not be kept on the floor. I began to imagine that they did not even exist.

Cut to this past week, when a long and convoluted fiasco with Best Buy came to a head. We used to be (past tense now) the owners of a terrific little 2.1 virtual surround sound home theater system, the Denon S-301. This system was incredible: beautiful sound, striking aesthetics, low footprint, high quality, great remote, near-future-proof … just amazing. Trouble is, after we bought a new Samsung HDTV we decided to use HDMI cables to connect the Denon to it. And lo and behold the HDMI connection didn’t quite work right. About twice in a movie it would drop out the video for about a second. Not a big deal, but annoying. Five minutes online revealed that this was a known flaw in early S-301s. Since I had an extended service plan on the machine, at the beginning of April I took it to Best Buy, who said they’d have it fixed in a week. Long story short, I still don’t have it. Indeed, Best Buy has managed to scatter the machine’s parts over a good part of the country, with some whispers that some of it may be “lost.” Thus, after some none-too-casual threats — I’ve been three months without my system — Best Buy refunded full price for the system, which we used to order a not-quite-equal replacement setup (the Yamaha YSP-800 soundbar with matching subwoofer) with free shipping.

In the course of this transaction I casually asked the customer service fellow we were working with whether they had any Wiis. He laughed. A genuine, earnest laugh. No, he said. The last shipment they got was about a week ago. 15 units, which were sold-out within 45 minutes of arrival.

Now, I wasn’t really thinking of buying a Wii, mind you. I was really just making small-talk. We completed our refunding and ordering, and I headed home.

I wasn’t home for an hour when the phone rang, with the helpful customer service fellow on the other end. You asked about a Wii, he said. Yes, yes I did. I have one here, he said. Want it?

Turns out that just after I left UPS came with a drop shipment of Wiis. Ten of them. Pandemonium erupted in the store. The customer service guy — with our conversation still in his mind — dove through the fray, beating off several senior citizens with his iPhone (he’s part of the GeekSquad, and they take technology seriously in that department), and picked up the last remaining Wii on a tuck and roll move that, on any other game system would have meant simultaneously pressing the A, B, Blue Triangle, Right trigger, and Down-then-Up buttons. Since it was a Wii, he just needed to roll his wrist around and click the A button.

Nintendo WiiAnyway, he offered to hold the Wii for me. I had a few hundred bucks in a gift card — the Yamaha system costs less than my lovely old Denon — so I bought it.

Thus, we got a Wii.

Reports on its use to come.

3 Comments


Launch Pad Astronomy Workshop

A Medieval Astronomer?

Medieval Manuscript ImageI’m a medievalist. Not one of those dress-up-and-play-swords folks, but an academic who specializes in the Middle Ages. I study medieval castles; I don’t want to live in one.* So it surprises some folks to hear that in the summer of 2007 I became one of the twelve writers chosen to attend the first (of many, I hope) Launch Pad Astronomy Workshop, a week-long, almost-all-expenses-paid crash-course in all things astronomical, funded by NASA.

The point of the workshop, from NASA’s point of view, is that the attending writers, now educated in real science, will reflect proper science in their writing, in turn educating the public. It’s a brilliant idea, and one hopes it may lead — in that wondrous, far off day — to a time when audiences will truly understand how very silly things like the Bruce Willis film Armageddon can be. In fact, one of our first evenings was spent watching that film in order to spot errors and have a jolly good communal laugh.

The point of the workshop, from my point of view, is to learn a great deal about astronomy from true experts in the field, and to have a terrific time doing it. Like Writers of the Future, I tossed my hat into the ring on a lark — I had a night of semi-insomnia and needed to do something to pass the time — and I had frankly forgotten I’d applied when word arrived that I’d been accepted. I remain convinced that administrator/founder/instructor/great guy Mike Brotherton accidentally switched my label with that on someone else’s application, but I’m not complaining. The week was, in a word, amazing.

2. The Workshop

The workshop was held in mid-July in Laramie, Wyoming, where two of the primary instructors — Brotherton and Jim Verley — hold appointments. Our third instructor for the week was the esteemed Jerry Oltion, well-known SF writer, inventor of the trackball telescope mount, and really terrific guy. We could hardly have asked for a better group of instructors. And the institutional support from the University of Wyoming was extraordinary. We were treated to great food, good accomodations, and excellent responsive instruction.

Days were packed to the gills with Brotherton leading lectures on everything from basic astronomical facts (the causes of lunar phases and seasons, for example) to rather cutting edge concepts (dark matter, dark energy, black holes, and such). Verley gave us more hands-on work, like building and using spectroscopes, in addition to treating us to a private show in the university’s planetarium. And in between Oltion was a constant source of terrific information not only on astronomy but also on how to present it to an audience. We learned how to find and manipulate the very same space images astronomers use (from Hubble, for instance). We learned how and where to find the latest information on exo-planets. We learned so much my brain neared the breaking point.

And that was just the days.

Our first official night was spent watching (and dissecting) the tragically successful Hollywood film Armageddon. The point of this, as you might imagine, was to solidify our reasons for attendance.

Due to inclement weather we spent our second night writing. A number of lovely ladies came to my room (hehehe), and we all, um, inspired each other. I wrote a first draft to a story, which pleased me greatly (and will likely never see the light of day).

The third evening we headed to the roof of the physical sciences building on campus, where Oltion pointed out constellations and then revealed wonders through a “small” (I think it was 8″) telescope. Meanwhile, Brotherton handed around binoculars for moon viewing, and night-vision goggles for goggling at the milky way. I spent my time helping to set up their big rooftop scope, a big ol’ 16″ beauty. The gentleman from the university trying to get it targeted in on Arcturus (so that it knew where it was and could track the sky from that point on) had a devil of a time finding the star through the scope; after about ten minutes of failure, he handed me the controls in exasperation. Thirty seconds later I had Arcturus in the sights (go medievalist!) and we were off to look at cool things like the ring nebula and the moons of Jupiter. Someone wanted to see the double binary in Lyra, so I plugged that in, too. What a rush!

Fourth evening we went out to Red Buttes Observatory. Just outside Laramie, this site houses a 24-inch telescope. We would have had freedom of use of this beast, but — argh and alack — the weather wouldn’t cooperate. It was too humid to even open the dome. So we got an excellent tour and then unfolded into the parking lot to get some good looks at the stars between clouds. A bit of a disappointment, but any loss was made up on…

The fifth night, during which we journeyed to the top of Jelm Mountain southwest of Laramie, to the Wyoming Infrared Observatory (WIRO). The evening was overcast as we arrived, but that didn’t stop the talented staff (with Brotherton watching over their shoulders, of course) from giving us an incredibly thorough tour of the facility, including an up-close look at the 2.3 meter mirror of the scope itself. Incredible.

Pelican NebulaAs the night at WIRO went on, however, the seeing improved. Bit by bit, the clouds began to part. The staff opened the dome, kicked the tires (not literally), and started ‘er up. We sat in a control room and watched the screens as the hazy images came in. Very cool. Car by car, though, the attendees faded — unlike astronomers, it seems many of us are not vampiric in our sleeping patterns. My Jeep, I’m proud to say, was the last workshop vehicle to leave, as I forced three other people (Jeff Carver, Jerry Oltion, and Lori Ann White — sorry gang!) to stay until about 2 in the morning. We just sat around thinking of things to look at and plugging them into the guidance computer. Wham-0, we were looking at the Ring Nebula, or binary stars, or, in the finale of the evening, the Pelican Nebula. This last was so impressive that I asked if we could take a picture of it. Indeed, said the two astronomers at the controls: so we took a sequence of pictures using different filters — red, visual (more or less green), blue, and near-infrared — which were burned onto CD for our later viewing pleasure. Combining the shots using a couple pieces of software one comes up with the image below you see at left (larger versions available at K. Tempest Bradford’s Flickr site).

All in all, I must say that Launch Pad was an extraordinary experience, one I would recommend to any writer keen to use astronomy — whether that be in Fantasy, Science, or Historical Fiction. While I discovered scientific flaws in a couple of story ideas I had, I also discovered scientifically valid story ideas that have me scrambling to write!

*Nota: Well, that’s only partly true. I wouldn’t mind living in a modern medievalesque castle. You know: towers up top, high-def in the living room, and working plumbing all around. But crap-stained pit-potties and cold clammy stone walls? Not so much.

2 Comments


Testing 1, 2, 3…

Does this work?

And how does this look?

Good? bad? Who the hell am I talking to?

It looks like this will be my new website.  I’ll be slowly moving things over from the old one for a few weeks. Hope to see some folks hanging around here!

1 Comment


SetPageWidth