Archive for September, 2008
Website Redesign
Posted by Michael Livingston in Uncategorized on September 22nd, 2008
No, not this one. The one for the English Department at The Citadel. I’ve volunteered to do the basic design and coding for a, um, more up-to-date website. My redesign is not yet ready for primetime — though it’s close — but I can guarantee it ain’t looking anything like the current one.
In other campus news, we’re hiring yet another faculty member. So if you or someone you know is a specialist in eighteenth-century British literature, apply today!
Tarzan Vines
Posted by Michael Livingston in Uncategorized on September 21st, 2008
At last had a day free yesterday to do a bit of work on the backyard, and I’m feeling it this morning: I think I strained a hammy.
Sad, no?
I know when I did it, at least. Well, one of the two times I might have done it. The first could have been when I was yanking a tree out of the ground beside the steps. It wasn’t a huge plant — 3-4 inch radius, max — but it was tough to get out with the wee little handspade I had. Not for the first time I cursed the housing snafu that cost me my many yard implements in the move from Rochester.
The second suspect? The Tarzan vines. The vines here grow like, well, vines. I got to working over by the marsh and found one that was well over an inch thick, choking up a tree. It could literally hold my weight. Got it down, though, and hacked the writhing (not really) thing to pieces. I cannot blame the campus powers for my lack of implements to deal with it, though — we had nothing like it in Rochester.
On the plus side, at the end of the day I cooked outside on our new grill (the old one being lost in that aforementioned housing crunch issue). Chicken fajitas and margaritas. Mmmmmmm…
Robert Jordan Lecture at the Library Society
Posted by Michael Livingston in Academics on September 19th, 2008
Last night I spoke for about an hour at the Charleston Library Society about Robert Jordan as an “American Tolkien.” The talk appears to have been a success. About 70 people showed up according to the chair of my department, which may be some sort of record. I have no better guess, I’m afraid — I don’t usually count such things, since I figure 5 or 50 doesn’t matter for what I’m trying to say — but I can confirm that it was standing room only. There were late-arrived folks outside the room trying to listen in.
The Charleston Library Society has a great building in the middle of downtown — new facilities on the inside, old facade on the outside, yet filled front to back with that wondrous smell of books that warms the intellectual heart — and the staff were exceptionally helpful and friendly. I highly suggest a trip down there for folks in the area.
I had a PowerPoint presentation, which is a first for this here medievalist, but it worked smoothly and even earned some approving comments from a few PowerPoint power-users. Beginner’s luck there, for sure.
More familiar to me — and far more special — I had a material culture segment of the talk, in which I brandished some replicas of medieval weapons in order to prove a point about Jordan’s particular brand of philological creation. I had my own trusty bastard sword for this purpose, of course, but what was more remarkable was that I had one of Jordan’s own weapons, as well. He had an enormous, jaw-dropping armory, and parts of it are being auctioned off at the moment on eBay. About a week ago I asked the Rigney estate if there would be anything I might borrow for the purposes of this talk. Astonishingly, they said yes, and on Tuesday I drove down and picked up three amazing pieces from his collection: a custom Randallmade bowie knife and a samurai set of a katana and matching wakizashi. Unable to bring them all, I used only the katana for the presentation, but it was enough to make my point (hah!). Quite an honor. The blades are all still set on the dining room table downstairs, and I must keep reminding myself that I don’t get to keep them. Alas, my loss is your potential gain: all three, I believe, will be on eBay soon enough. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of Jordan’s collection! Lord knows I’d be bidding if I had the money!
I’m my own harshest critic, so it’s natural that I don’t think the whole talk went as well as it could have. I flubbed a couple of words and lost track of my place in my notes for a second or two a couple of times when I made eye contact with the audience for too long… but no one seemed to care or notice. So that’s good.
Indeed, from the congratulations afterward, it seems it was one of the better talks given at the Society recently. I’m feeling quite pleased.
Good Humor – Aunt Edna’s Dog
Posted by Michael Livingston in Uncategorized on September 18th, 2008
All this Charlie the Unicorn inanity has me pining for the days of good, clean humor. Like, say, the scene of Aunt Edna’s dog in National Lampoon’s Vacation. Note, kids, the timing:
Big Jordan Lecture Finished
Posted by Michael Livingston in Academics, Fiction, Homelife on September 16th, 2008
Today was a good day. I got the last bits of information (and some other things I’m not at liberty to discuss yet) that I needed for my upcoming lecture on Robert Jordan, and so was able to put the finishing touches on my notes for the talk. I’m thrilled to have it done, and I’m really looking forward to presenting it. Hopefully someone will be there.
Speaking of which, I did get a copy of the local Sunday paper. My lecture was announced on the front page of the “Arts” section, with quite a bit of (somewhat out-of-date) biography about me. So maybe a few folks will show up.
Adding to the good news: I had one of the readers for my just-finished novel get back to me, which turned out to be very good news indeed:
I know you’ve already tightened it up, written a synopsis, and no doubt you’re actively shopping it around by now. As you should be. It’s ready.
The ending point is perfect. Your action sequences built fluidly. I liked the surprise twist of [edited out]. I didn’t see that one coming.
That’s the second really positive reader report in the past few days. I’m awaiting one more report before I start the next stage: querying agents and editors.
Oh, and I finished two big stacks of papers I needed to grade.
Phew. Now for some rest to prepare for my 9am to 8pm teaching day tomorrow!
Jordan Talk on Thursday
Posted by Michael Livingston in Academics on September 14th, 2008
I’m giving a public lecture at the Charleston Library Society on Thursday night. The talk, entitled “An American Tolkien: Robert Jordan and the Roots of Fantasy,” is now complete with the exception of one short “show and tell” bit for which I’m awaiting a single piece of information from Jordan’s estate. I’m quite relieved to have it finished despite everything else I’m trying to get done.
There was apparently some mention of the lecture in the local newspaper, but I don’t have a subscription, and whatever it was apparently didn’t make the online edition. If I’m lucky, a neighbor will have saved it.
Gator Season
Posted by Michael Livingston in Uncategorized on September 13th, 2008
So gator-hunting season opens tomorrow here in South Carolina.
I’m not making it up.
Nor am I making up the fact that the state Department of Natural Resources “Alligator Management Program” website includes the phrase “gatorgonnagitit.” Yes, that’s “git” with an i.
Not that I don’t see the reason for hunting them, mind you. Here’s a link to a story about an alligator attack that happened almost a year ago hereabouts. Be warned, the pictures are a bit graphic — especially the one with the 12-foot alligator happily swimming around with a man’s arm in his mouth.
Makes me think of Beowulf for some reason.
Anyway, the story is pretty amazing. The gator eventually swallowed the arm, but DNR officials quickly found the 600-pound beast, killed it, gutted it, and retrieved the appendage. Alas, it could not be reattached. Still, it’s remarkable this fellow, who’d been snorkeling in Lake Moultrie, actually survived:
Still wearing his diving mask and grasping his shoulder socket to slow the loss of blood, Hedden stumbled into a group of people picnicking at the lake.
The group, mostly members of the Bicol Assocation of Charleston, of group of Filipino Roman Catholics, included five nurses who responded immediately with primary emergency treatment including ice and improvised bandages to stop the bleeding.
Talk about a lucky coincidence!
If This Is Goodbye
Posted by Michael Livingston in Homelife on September 11th, 2008
I was in a graduate class in Rochester, New York when word came of the attack on the towers. I remember it as clearly as yesterday, though so many years have passed.
Mark Knopfler, “If This Is Goodbye”
My famous last words
Are laying around in tatters
Sounding absurd
Whatever I try
But I love you
And that’s all that really matters
If this is good bye
If this is good bye
Your bright shining sun
Would light up the way before me
You were the one
Made me feel I could fly
And I love you
Whatever is waiting for me
If this is good bye
If this is good bye
Who knows how long we’ve got
Or what were made out of
Who knows if there’s a plan or not
There is our love
I know there is our love
My famous last words
Could never tell the story
Spinning unheard
In the dark of the sky
But I love you
And this is our glory
If this is good bye
If this is good bye




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