Archive for February, 2009
Not Just Another PDS
Posted by Michael Livingston in Academics on February 9th, 2009
I noted earlier that I was spending my weekend putting together my PDS, a year-in-review summary of my career that’s used to determine whether The Citadel will keep me around.
I proudly presented the finished product to my chair this morning — first one in! — who was happy to receive it. Then, at noon, I ran into him again; sorry, he said, we all forgot that we’re going to do your Third-year Review this year, even though you’re only 2.5 years into the gig. (For those who don’t know, this review is the big hurdle prior to the big tenure hurdle.)
The chair seemed to indicate that a couple tweaks to my finished materials might suffice for the review, but at the same time I felt like that might be akin to wearing only the minimum amount of flair (watched Office Space again last week).
FailBlog
Posted by Michael Livingston in Homelife on February 8th, 2009
How did I not know about this?
I just spent an hour laughing my butt off while simultaneously mourning the downward spiral of humanity.
Year in Review
Posted by Michael Livingston in Academics, Teaching on February 7th, 2009
Every year about this time, most untenured folks like me have some sort of review process they undergo. It’s usually not a pressure-packed thing (though at some places it can be very much so), and it can entail everything from a brief chat in the chair’s office to something much more formal involving review boards.
Here at The Citadel, our “Probationary Review” involves the production of a thick binder (I use the 2″ variety) full of materials that document our year’s work in the three vital areas of the professorial life: Teaching, Research, and Service. This is accompanied by a multi-page write-up (mine are usually 5-6 single-spaced pages) summarizing it all. The completed package is called a Personal Data Sheet, or PDS. Never mind that it’s more like a hundred sheets — each of which needs to be in one of those plastic sheet protectors. Seriously.
Putting together the PDS is, in a word, tedious.
I’ve never been one to enjoy paperwork “hoops,” and the PDS could hardly be called anything less. I try to make it easier on myself by keeping all the documentation I’ll be including ready in a pile in the office, but I invariably don’t have all that I need, which is always a pain. All told, PDS-making usually blows out a weekend of my life.
So guess what I’m doing this weekend?
On the plus side, I imagine that having done this each year will make the production of my full tenure review materials much easier — though that kind of forward-thinking is of little consolation just now, as I slip yet another piece of paper into a thin plastic pocket in a binder.
Once completed, my PDS will be passed around among all the tenured faculty, along with whispers about the 4 class visitations I will have undergone at that point. They will then all gather to pass judgment upon my future sometime in March.
Assuming they don’t give me the boot, the process will then begin again.
Disney’s Robin Hood
Posted by Michael Livingston in Homelife, Uncategorized on February 5th, 2009
A blog reader recently sent me a note complaining about having the Road Runner Song stuck in her head due to my recent post thereupon. I’d like to apologize publicly for causing any undue strain on folks by posting annoyingly catchy songs from my youth. It’s a shame, it’s wrong, and I hope that watching the following will help undo any damage:
E-Books and Self-publishing
Posted by Michael Livingston in Fiction on February 3rd, 2009
There’s been a flurry of articles in the mainstream media lately about the future of publishing; in particular, the e-book revolution is much in the air.
I find this interesting. First, because I’m just intellectually fascinated by such transitions and the human mind. Second, because I’ve been thinking for several months now about the possibility of self-publishing.
That term used to be a dirty word, of course. It rings of vanity publishing, which isn’t what I’m aiming for at all. Quite to the contrary. Vanity publishing is where you pay money to see your work in print. Self-publishing, to my thinking, is where you get to keep more of the money when your work sees print.
What’s held me back — what’s held back most folks from going the self-pub route (other than perceived stigma, which I could care less about) — is the fact that a publisher-published book is far and away more likely to sell more copies than a self-published book. So while the author gets a much smaller cut of the pie in publisher-publishing, the pie is so much bigger that it doesn’t matter.
What I keep coming back to, though, is whether that’s changing. E-books are, whether we like it or not, the future. And e-books don’t have the distribution networks required in traditional publishing. You can theoretically distribute direct, from the author to the reader, point to point, with no middlemen. Even if you do utilize a middleman — say, Amazon, for the Kindle — the percentages are higher (35% of cover for the Kindle Store).
But then there’s something else, too: we live in a viral world. What if that viral passing of material could include, say, a book? It would need to be free, of course, but imagine if a book went viral, reader to reader, downloaded, copied, recopied, around the globe. Released in Creative Commons, people would be free to translate it, to play with it, to do whatever-the-heck-they-wanted-to with it, so long as they didn’t profit. The author, meanwhile, would utilize the resulting traffic to make money via advertising click-throughs, merchandising, and actual print copies of the viral book (I’ve bought CDs of material I downloaded for free, after all). The e-copy could be formatted by the author, and the print copy, too, could be self-published on demand and shipped direct to readers.
What kind of book would work for such a thing? An entertaining one, obviously, but also one that has an edge of anti-establishment to it. Better still, it would have many plot-threads with lots of cliff-hangers. Ideally, it would be full of things that could be linked, so that the text itself could become a kind of jumping-off point in hundreds of interesting directions, embedding itself into the interwoven virtual worlds of the Web.
Perhaps I’ve been spending too much time reading things on my iPod Touch, but I think it just. might. work.
No Tolkien in the Fall
Posted by Michael Livingston in Teaching on February 2nd, 2009
For reasons I do not yet understand, it appears that I’ll not be teaching Tolkien in the fall. I’m teaching it this spring as an Honors course, and it’s the largest such course in recent memory (most Honors sections are apparently in the low-teens; mine has 22). I have been lobbying to teach it as a regular section, thus opening it up to very large potential enrollments.
Given the small size of the Honors Program here at The Citadel, I’m guessing the course would translate to, say, 50-60 cadets if I taught it as a regular elective. Maybe more. (Believe me, all this has nothing to do with the professor; it’s “Tolkien” that brings ‘em in. It does wherever I teach it.)
Here’s hoping I’ll get to teach it here sometime!




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