My dear cadets we’re a-flutter this morning about something called “Charlie the Unicorn.”
“Oh, you must YouTube it, sir,” they gushed. “It’s so funny.”
Well, I did. And it’s not really. So I hereby proclaim “Charlie the Unicorn” to be Reason #54 that we’re doomed as a society.
Despite this setback, I’ll fight on, trying to bring enlightenment to the unenlightened. They apparently need all the help they can get.